Thursday, July 4, 2013

Hey, did you....

Put poop in the plant waterer ....?
Why would you  put poop in there?
I went to water the plants, with whatever the fuck it's called, and I realized that the water wasn't streaming out like it normally does...
It seemed to be clogged, so me being the smarty fucking pants that I am, tried poring the water JUST A LITTLE HARDER by tilting the plant waterer HIGHER...
Then the water came out of the big hole, rather than the stream...
all over my feet and our balcony...
It smelled like poop and pee.
Why Kim, whyyyyyiiiiieeee?

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